I feel like if I ever got a boyfriend I’d have no idea what to do with it and leave it outside.
(via toxic-ponies)
We evolve into a product of society.
Best picture. Ever.
Omg
wow
(via dystopiangiraffe)
In the morning the film crews start arriving
With donuts, coffee and reporters
The kids are waking up hung over
The neighbors were starting up their cars
The garbage men were emptying the dumpsters
Atheists were praying full of sarcasm
And the genius next door was sleeping
Dreaming that the antidote is orgasm — Genius Next Door, Regina Spektor (via ruefle)
With donuts, coffee and reporters
The kids are waking up hung over
The neighbors were starting up their cars
The garbage men were emptying the dumpsters
Atheists were praying full of sarcasm
And the genius next door was sleeping
Dreaming that the antidote is orgasm — Genius Next Door, Regina Spektor (via ruefle)
- gatsby: hey i just met you
- gatsby: and this is crazy
- gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
- gatsby: so call me maybe
were you can always find me, and we’ll have Halloween and Christmas.
Disney’s reused animation.
(via fassyy)
